The 2018 Crumby Vegan Quiz

In light of the new year festivities, I thought I would design a game for us to play: Answer the questions below by putting yourself in the animal’s position and picking the most likely answer.

Good luck!

1. If a cow could talk, what do you think she would scream as they drag her child away after giving birth to take her milk?
a) “No you can’t take him away from me!”
b) “What are you doing?! Don’t hurt him!”
c) “Give me back my child!”

2. If an orangutan could talk, what do you think he would scream as his home gets destroyed and his family are killed, all for another factory farm?
a) “Leave my home alone!”
b) “Stop! You’re hurting my family!”
c) “Please! Don’t destroy my home!”

3. If a dolphin could talk, what do you think he would scream as he is taken away from his home to be held in a tank for the rest of his life?
a) “Take me back to my family!”
b) “Let me go!”
c) “Give me back my freedom!”

4. If a horse could talk, what do you think he would scream as a gun is held to his head after he’s fallen in a race?
a) “Please don’t kill me!”
b) “You can’t kill me, I am not worthless!”
c) “Let me live!”

5. If a goose could talk, what do you think he would scream as he held down by his neck and his feathers are torn from his skin?
a) “Please leave me alone, you’re pulling away my skin!”
b) “You’re hurting me!”
c) “These are my feathers, please stop!”

6. If a dog could talk, what do you think she would scream as her babies are taken away from her and sold?
a) “These are my babies, not your possessions!”
b) “Please don’t take my children away!”
c) “Leave my babies alone!”

7. If a donkey could talk, what do you think he would scream as his body tires from working and he is punished because he can no longer move?
a) “Please don’t hurt me!”
b) “I’m in pain, please don’t make me work any more!”
c) “I don’t want to die!”

8. If a bird could talk, what do you think he would scream as his wings are clipped and he is left in a cage?
a) “Leave my wings alone!”
b) “Please don’t keep me in this cage!”
c) “Let me out!”

9. If a pig could talk, what do you think he would scream as he approaches the slaughter house?
a) “I’m begging you! Please don’t make me go in here!”
b) “I don’t deserve to die!”
c) “I’m so scared! Please don’t do this to me!”

10. If a rabbit could talk, what do you think he would scream when being skinned alive for his fur?
a) “Please don’t hurt me anymore!”
b) “Stop! You’re going to kill me!”
c) “I’m going to die!”

You win! Every answer is equally possible 🙂 

If you’ve answered the questions by imagining how you would feel in these positions then you’re an empathetic person. If you’re an empathetic person, then you’re more likely to feel fantastic by going vegan… 

Tomorrow is the best time to start!

If you need help or tips then always feel free to contact me or even better, check out Veganuary (go vegan this January). You will find tons of helpful resources there. 

I’m off to learn how to hand-stand (my new years resolution with Mega Friend Kelly!).

Happy new year everyone 💚